WiseCracker Bottle Opener

- PATENT PENDING -

Mountain biking and beer go together hand-in-hand. The WiseCracker bottle opener is your key to opening pure liquid enjoyment after any ride. No need to fumble around looking for your keychain opener...just use the opener that's clamped onto your bike!

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For Dealers:

The WiseCracker Bottle Opener is distributed through Quality Bicycle Products

Dealer inquiries welcome

NEW! WiseCracker Lite headset spacer for 1-1/8" steer tubes

WiseCracker Design Features

  • CNC machined from 6061-T6 aluminum
  • Hard black anodized finish/laser marked
  • Stainless steel mounting hardware included
  • Stack Height = 12.7mm
  • Weight (27.2mm) = 36 grams

Sizes Available

Seat Post Clamp: 25.4, 27.2, 30.9, 31.6mm

Steer Tube: 1-1/8" (28.6mm), no clamp

Custom Laser Marking

Everything at Ahrens Bicycle is custom including our popular WiseCracker bottle openers!

  • Engrave your shop name & logo
  • Great for cycling teams & clubs
  • Perfect for race giveaways & promotional events

    '12-Pack' Minimum Order = 12 units with any combination of clamp sizes we offer

One-time artwork charge is $40 and first sample is provided free of charge. Please provide a high-resolution image of your logo in Adobe Illustrator, EPS, JPEG, TIFF, etc. Contact us via e-mail for additional pricing information on custom laser marking.
CUSTOMER FEEDBACK

"Thank you for one of the greatest inventions in all of beerkind and to improve my bike riding skills." -Bill in NY

"It looks good, quality is top notch and the machining looks great!!" -Josh in IA

"I will spread the lore of the WiseCracker to all, and do everything I can to convince my friends that anyone without a WiseCracker should be the one to buy the post-ride beers next time." -Jim in NM

"All hail the WiseCracker." -Min in NY

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