WiseCracker Bottle Opener

- PATENT PENDING -

Mountain biking and beer go together hand-in-hand. The WiseCracker bottle opener is your key to opening pure liquid enjoyment after any ride. No need to fumble around looking for your keychain opener...just use the opener that's clamped onto your bike! If you're looking for the seat post version, it is available in very limited quantities. We are phasing out this product due to high manufacturing costs.

For Dealers, Bike Shop Owners, etc:

The WiseCracker Bottle Opener is available dealer-direct from Ahrens Bicycles

WiseCracker Lite

Headset spacer for 1-1/8" steer tubes

Design Features
  • CNC machined in the USA from 6061-T6 aluminum
  • Hard black anodized finish/laser marked
  • Stack Height = 4.8mm
  • Weight = 16 grams

Custom Laser Marking

Everything at Ahrens Bicycle is custom including our popular WiseCracker bottle openers!

  • Engrave your shop name & logo
  • Great for cycling teams & clubs
  • Perfect for race giveaways & promotional events

    '24-Pack' Minimum Order = 24 units with any combination of clamp sizes or colors we offer

One-time artwork charge is $40 for logo conversion. Please provide a high-resolution image of your logo in Adobe Illustrator, EPS, JPEG, TIFF, etc. Contact us via email (mike at ahrensbicycles dot com) for additional pricing information on custom laser marking.
CUSTOMER FEEDBACK

"Thank you for one of the greatest inventions in all of beerkind and to improve my bike riding skills." -Bill in NY"

It looks good, quality is top notch and the machining looks great!!" -Josh in IA

"I will spread the lore of the WiseCracker to all, and do everything I can to convince my friends that anyone without a WiseCracker should be the one to buy the post-ride beers next time." -Jim in NM"

All hail the WiseCracker." -Min in NY